Sunday, May 30, 2010

Itchy Rash On Buttocks

These examples made it possible for a librarian of genius

These examples made it possible for a librarian of genius to discover the fundamental law of the Library. This thinker observed that all the books, they were different, consist of equal elements: space, dot, the comma, the twenty-two letters of the alphabet. He established also a fact that all travelers have confirmed: there are, in the vast library, only two identical books . From these incontrovertible premises he deduced that the Library is total and that its shelves register all the possible combinations of twenty-five orthographical symbols (number, though vast, is not infinite), that is all that is given to express, in all languages. Everything: the detailed history of the future, the autobiographies of the archangels, the faithful catalog of the Library, thousands and thousands of false catalogs, the proof of the falsity of these catalogs, the proof of the falsity of the true catalog, the Gnostic gospel of Basilides, the commentary of this gospel, the commentary of the commentary of this gospel, the truthful account of your death, the translation of every book in all languages, the interpolations of every book in all books.


Jorge Luis Borges
The Library of Babel, in "Fictions"
Einaudi, 1995 [pg. 73]

How Much For Nature Stone Floors

If by virtue of charity or despair over

If by virtue of charity or despair you ever find yourself spending time in a state structure recovery from substances such as the House of Enfield Ennet But, you will learn many new things and curious. That the hearts of chronic alcoholics - for reasons that no doctor can explain - expands up to twice the size of the heart of a non-alcoholic, and there's no way to retrieve the normal size. That there is a class of persons bearing the picture of your doctor in the portfolio. That (a disappointment), the penis of blacks tend to have measures on the whole than those of white penises. That not all U.S. males are circumcised.
What you can feel a kind of amphetamine microsballo if consumed in rapid succession three Millennial Fizzy and a pack of Oreo cookies on an empty stomach. (For the microsballo must however be able to retain them in the stomach, which the old to the new residents often do not tell).
That the term Hispanic for each disturbing unease which fall into the slavery of the substance the addict is tecato gusano , which seems to be a kind of interior psychic worm impossible to satiate or kill.
That some are able to sleep, to extract a cigarette on the bedside table, light it, smoke it till the end and then turn it off in the ashtray next to the bed - all without ever waking up, and not set fire to anything. You will be informed that this ability is acquired normally in penal institutions, which will reduce your tendency to complain of the practice. Or even the ear plugs made from polystyrene Flents Industial model can solve the problem of a roommate that if the Russian company in question is so huge that his snoring and adenoid create subsonic vibrations throughout the arpeggiated your body and your bunk beds flickers like those old motel which turned to put in a quarter of a dollar coin.
What about the sexual and excretory functions eprsone the female known to be vulgar as those of men. That more than sixty percent of all those arrested for crimes related to drugs and alcohol say they were sexually abused as children, while two-thirds of the remaining forty percent say they can not remember his childhood with sufficient detail to say something about possible abuses. What some people seem to really rodents. That some prostitutes were drug addicts with more difficulty quitting prostitution with drugs, providing then an explanation regarding the opposite direction of the flow of money into the two activities. That exist for the female sexual organ for many many idioms that of men.
What a paradox just mentioned the dependence on a substance is this: once you are so enslaved to a substance having to leave to save your life, enslaving the substance has become so deeply important for you to go out of your mind when you wear it on. Or that sometimes, after that your substance is taken away to save your life while you are kneeling to the obligatory prayers in the morning or evening, you'll be praying that you be allowed to lose literally in retrospect, to wrap your mind in an old newspaper and leave it in an alley to go it alone without you.


David Foster Wallace
"Infinite Jest"
Einaudi 2006
[pg. 239-240]

Monday, May 17, 2010

Retailers For Cuisinart Attachments

is

began over who was, as in all adventures "Lorenzaccio." Schopenhauer I were a billionaire, I would not have written The World as Will and Representation . I would have looked well: One is not born to work, explaining, thinking, not born even de-think, because this is dealing with the thought. One is not born to run, to action-passion: it is inflicted on all the circumstances. [...]

You are forced to ' be out of breath: This bend to representation, to books, this nourriture which I would absolutely not. Not escaped the vulgarity of the action, the fart dramatic representation of the state. Am I obliged to the scandal, if it were the "first communion" with the 'indifferent your neighbor, with the hated building that never Do not hate yourself as.


Carmelo Bene
"Autographs of a Portrait"
from "Works", Bompiani 1995 [pg. V-VI]

Sunday, May 16, 2010

Quality Of Implantation Bleeding

Comedians who was denied entry by unauthorized persons to work

is denied entry by unauthorized persons is prohibited to work
work
entry by unauthorized persons is not prohibited to grease the employee to work
and washed the chalk wholesale to non-specialists
is enlarged to the prohibition of unwashed ditch
employee is not prohibited to work at the
It endorsed the work of the entrance hole
the ban is lifted off the roof
is leaning against the ban to non-red-veined
the viaduct is flushed with chlorine derivatives
is sold stakes to the dashboard with gypsum plaster
is cursed with the bowsprit the ditch is cut off
permission to Garetti bull
and cursed the congress of the quirks of dark
is the Moretto punctured in the contracts of the choir is contrite
the hole in the work of the messenger
Forzetta the ban is no longer the gold is
cod is not sold without decoration
It gave permission to the verdicts of court
is forbidden for employees to work.


Bruno Munari
"Warning Warning"

Pediatricians Markham Ontario

No living organism

No living organism can survive longer sane in conditions of absolute reality, even larks and grasshoppers dream, according to some. Hill House, which was not healthy, stood alone against its hills, closed around the dark, stood so for eighty years and might continue for another eighty. Inside, the walls went up straight, the bricks joined with precision, the floors were solid, and the doors carefully shut, the silence stretched out uniformly against the wood and stone of Hill House, and anything that moved in there, it moved alone.



Shirley Jackson's "The Nightmare of Hill House"
Adelphi, 2004 [pg. 9]

Strongest Viocodin Pills

Mr. L. Prosser was, as they say, only human

Mr. L. Prosser was, as they say, only human. In other words, it was a form of carbon-based bipedal life descended from a monkey. In particular, Mr. Prosser was forty years old, was fat and shabby and worked for the local council. Curiously enough it was, although he did not know, a direct descendant in the paternal line of Genghis Khan. But racial mixtures occurred in successive generations, had so altered his genes that were found more in him the characteristics of the Mongolian, and that the only traces of his August ancestors were a big belly and a certain fondness for hats with hair.
Prosser had absolutely no hardening of the great warrior but a man was nervous and worried. That day was very nervous and worried because it had gone bad an issue for his work (his job was to ensure that the house of Arthur Dent was demolished before sunset). [...]
Mr Prosser's mouth opened and closed a couple of times without being able to say anything in his mind for a moment, followed strange images, but terribly attractive. Pictures of the house of Arthur Dent consumed by a raging fire, and Arthur Dent screaming and fleeing the flaming ruins, with three heavy spears stuck in his back. Mr Prosser was often disturbed by such images, that quite nervous. Confusedly stammered something, then regained control of himself.
- Mr Dent.
- Eh? Yes? - said Arthur.
- Let me give you some concrete figures. You have no idea what damage that bulldozer would if you just go over there I did?
- What gives? - Said Arthur.
- absolutely no! - Said Mr. Prosser, and walked away angry, wondering why he felt a slap on the head like a thousand horses of the Tartars.



Douglas Adams' Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy "
Mondadori, 1999 [pg. 13-16]

Thursday, May 13, 2010

The Pressue Point 2 Make Someone Fall Asleep

My God, my God!

My God, My God! I have often longed to start a script with this useless invocation. And here, at least that I did.


Tommaso Landolfi
"BIER du Pecheur"
Adelphi, 1999 [pg. 15]

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Snowplows For Honda Pilot

Charles Freck, become progressively more depressed

Charles Freck, become progressively more depressed because of what was happening to all those who knew, finally decided to get out. In environments that attended, to put an end not an issue, simply buy a large amount of red capsules of barbiturates and send them down with some cheap wine late at night, unplugging the phone to not be interrupted.
The planning was entirely devoted to choice of products that you wish were later discovered by archaeologists, so that they could infer from that geological layer, and so historical, it came from. And also because they could reconstruct where he was the head when he had performed the act.
spent several days in the selection of those artifacts. Many more than he had spent in the decision to kill himself, and approximately the same amount of time that had happened to get all the red capsules. It would, therefore, found lying on his back on his bed, next to a copy of the book by Ayn Rand The Fountainhead (which proved that he had been a misunderstood superman rejected from the masses and, therefore, in a sense, murdered by their scorn) and completed a letter to Esso to protest the cancellation of their credit card for gasoline. In this way he blamed the system and finally got something from his death, well beyond what would have been his own death.
In fact, he could not imagine with certainty what effect his death would have given rise, and, ultimately, even those who have obtained the artifacts, but, however, all would have had his way, and he began to prepare feel like an animal to have reached their time and acting according to a schedule instinctive, determined by nature, when approaching the inevitable end.

last moment (just as the hour drew nigh fatal) changed his mind on an issue of paramount importance: he took, in fact, the decision to swallow the capsules, sipping red wine connoisseur, instead of Ripple or Thunderbird . So he left for a last trip to Enoteca Joe, which specializes in class wines, and bought a bottle of Mondavi Cabernet Sauvignon '71, which was to cost the beauty of thirty dollars, that is to say everything he had.
Returning home, he uncorked the bottle, took a breath of air to wine, drank a few glasses and spent a few minutes to contemplate his favorite page de The illustrated book of sex, that namely, that showed the location with the girl above, then brought the plastic bag with red caps near the bed, arranged in the vicinity of Ayn Rand's book and not finished the letter of protest to it, and tried to hang in a thought it was full of meaning but without success, finishing with only continue to remember the image of the girl astride. Finally, with a glass of Cabernet Sauvignon, swallowed at once all the red pills. After that, having been made all you had to do, you let go of lying on his back, carrying the book on his chest and the letter of Ayn Rand, and began to wait.
However, they had cheated. Those caps were not of barbiturates, as it had insured. They were quite a few strange kind of psychedelic, a guy who had never previously thrown down, probably a mixture of different substances, whole new market.
Instead of slowly losing my breath, Charles Freck began to hallucinate. Well, he thought philosophically, this is the refrain of my whole life: always screwed. He must now accept the fact that, given the amount of capsules that had swallowed, would soon be finished in some kind of journey.
The first thing I had the knowledge, was a creature come from other dimensions, which was placed beside the bed, looking down with an air of disapproval.
The creature had many eyes, spread throughout the body, dressed in expensive clothes and ultra-modern high was about eight feet. He also had with him a huge roll of parchment.
'I think you're going to read me my sins,' said Charles Freck.
The creature nodded and unrolled the parchment.
Freck, lying helpless on his bed, he added: 'And to do that it will take hundreds of thousands of hours'.
bringing all its multifaceted eyes on him, the creature came from other dimensions said, 'We're not in the whole world. The categories of material existence of the sublunary world, as space and time , are no longer valid for you. Have you been raised to the realm of the transcendent. Your sins will be read incessantly, in turn, for all eternity. This list will never end '.
If you want to buy something, first get to know your dealer, Charles Freck thought, and longed to get back the last half hour of his life.
A thousand years later, was still lying on her bed with the Ayn Rand book and point to it on his chest, listening to him, those who read his sins. They had reached the period of his first grade when he was six.
Ten thousand years later, they arrived at the time of the first media.
The year he had discovered masturbation.
closed his eyes; but could still see that being pluriocchiuto of eight feet, with its endless scroll, which continued to read, and read and read.
'And then ...' he was saying.
If nothing else, he thought Charles Freck, the wine was good.


Philip K. Dick
"A Peer Dark"
Fanucci, 2007 [pg. 222-225]

How Many Teats Do A Chihuahua Have

Wild grows the flower of my anger

Wild grows the flower of my anger and all

see the plug that into the sky sunk
blood oozing from my
sun grows the flower of my bitterness of this herb

wash my feet
my bread
Lord

that chokes the flower in the wheel compartment of the night
the flower of my Lord wheat
the flower of my soul God
disprezzami

I sick of this flower that sprouts red to me about my pain in the brain



Thomas Bernhard
"In Hora Mortis"
SE, 2002

Images Dora Backpack Invitations

I take off my pants and shoes by Leonard

I take off my pants and shoes that still contain remnants of money to a cold and enigmatic, and I dive - and it takes a life before touching the surface of the water and while they are in the air I see all the faces of the people! - Jumping and with his mouth open, breathing deeply, and the air is cold and the water is cold but I throw myself, in a split second, and for a split second it seems to me that my heart has to freeze. I swear, for a moment I thought that was the end, that's it, we've closed, goodbye. I swear that for a moment stopped beating. But then the sounds and the figures have started to dance around, and other unique two months I lived! We lived!



Dave Eggers' You Shall Know Our Velocity "
Mondadori, 2003 [pg. 396]

Monday, May 10, 2010

Very Sharp Pains, 34 Weeks Pregnant



When Leonard arrived on the evening of Christmas Eve, on the home stereo His were the Kentucky Headhunters at full volume sang The Ballad of Davy Crockett , and Leonard, as a sort of celebration of Christmas was once again setting fire to the house next door.
I was hoping that he stopped doing it. The first time I had helped the second time he had done on his own, and now here I am present at the third, in the car. All this would have looked pretty damn suspicious, the cops when they arrived. Somebody had already phoned. Most probably they were the assholes from inside the house. I knew because I could hear the sirens in the distance.


Joe R. Lansdale
"The Bear Mambo"
Einaudi, 2001
[pg. 3]

How Fast Does Strongid For Cats Work

When I arrived I did so much. I've been so good.

I have done so much.
I've been so good.
I was so damn good.
I was good in kindergarten. I was good in primary school. I was good at medium. In high school I was good to suck, not only in studies but also socially. I was good without being a nerd, without being what he is studying only for interrogation, sometimes I was rebellious and cheeky and treated on the edge of my professors allowed, yet I was the favorite, and to do this one must be good to do almost shit, I realize now. I studied like a good boy and I had a really good girlfriend that I married a good boy surrounded by good friends after I had been offered a place so good it has done nothing but open doors to other places for good. Then we had children with whom we have been good, we have found a home and we put in place as good. I did not make it go round in circles in all this talent for years. I woke up in, I fell asleep inside. I breathed skill and little by little I lost my life. That's it, I realize now. God forbid that my children will become good as me.


Erlend Loe
"Doppler. Life with the Moose"
Hyperborea, 2007
[pg. 46-47]

Oklahoma Sooner Singlets

But if there is one thing that angers me even more

But if there is one thing that angers me even more, are people with no imagination. Those which TS Eliot called "the hollow men." Insensitive people that cover this lack of imagination, this empty them with a pile of sawdust, and without even any regard for whether they go around the world groped to impose at all costs that their stupidity to the other, lining up empty words and meaningless.



Haruki Murakami "Kafka on the Shore"
Einaudi, 2008

Tiffany Granethhusband

Peter does not learn

Peter does not learn anything at all, although it would need a point so grotesque it is clear that entered the Institute Bejamenta just to let you show off his exquisite nonsense. Maybe there will plenty more stupid than it was, and why, moreover, should be prevented from expanding its stupid? I, for one, am convinced that Peter, in life, report a success even scandalous, and, strange to say, I admit. And I go even further. I have a feeling - a very comforting feeling, pungent and pleasant - in the future I'll have the lot of a master, a ruler and lord how can it be Peter, because fools are created of its type to come forward, to go up, for life wealthy and the command, while in some ways intelligent like me, have to let the good momentum that is loose and in their flowers and service to others. I, I'll be something very humble, very small. The feeling that assures me this has the intangible nature of a fait accompli. My God, and with everything I have lots and lots of courage to live? I often do a little 'fear, but not for long. No, no, I have confidence in me. But there is something really funny?


Robert Walser
"Jakob von Gunten"
1970 Adelphi
[pg. 47]

Saturday, May 8, 2010

How Much Do Orthopedic Doctors Get Paid

know absolutely nothing they could do better

know you can do better, as assessed by less, next time, and that the next time there, and it is fortunate that there is, here is what can give us joy for a moment.



Samuel Beckett, "Malone Dies"
Sugarco 1986
[pg. 270]

Mtd 8hp Snowblower Gas Cap

Einstein believed in Spinoza's God

Einstein believed in Spinoza's God who reveals himself in the harmony of creation, but not in a God who is interested in the beliefs and actions of man: for me this is atheism .
The real problem is that the majority of people live a miserable life, and has a desperate need to cling to something: I think this is a biological mechanism of defense, without which perhaps humanity would not have survived. Only a minority can come out and accept that this life is all there is, and that when it's over, it's over.


Harold Kroto interviewed by Piergiorgio Odifreddi
"Encounters with Extraordinary Minds"
Longanesi, 2006 [pg. 228]

How To Not Act Awkward In Front Of A Guy You Like

If you ask Tom

If you ask Tom, who has never studied Chinese and knows only the dialect of his province, to translate a passage of Chinese, he very reasonably wonder, will the demand in jest, and if you insist, sees fit to be teased, will be offended and punches.
Yet the same guy, even without being asked, you believe authorized to speak to a whole series of questions which are known as the Chinese, which ignores the technical language, the historical position, the connection with other quarrels, sometimes the same fundamental elements distinctive. At least know that the Chinese is a language of a particular people living in a certain place in the world: to this question ignores the ideal topography and the boundaries that limit.


Antonio Gramsci
"Past and Present"
Notebook 15, § 21